High school: The point in your life when you realize that everything CAN get worse and everyone IS out to get you.
College: When you become your parent(s).
-Durth Cynic
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Of laws...
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong - at the worst possible time, and in the worst possible way.
O'Toole's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
-Durth Sardonic, Durth Cynic
O'Toole's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
-Durth Sardonic, Durth Cynic
College is...
...like getting a spike through your head. Sure, you get something new in there, but in the end, you're not really any better off.
-Durth Cynic
-Durth Cynic
Oh no!
I was watching the Winter Olympics last night. Speed skating. Ohno (Oh no!) was part of it. The announcers were always saying 'Apollo Anton Ohno', 'Apollo Anton Ohno' 'til Durth Dearth asked, "Is there another Apollo Fred Ohno that we might get confused with him?"
-Durth Sardonic
-Durth Sardonic
Saturday, February 20, 2010
The Dark Lords Are Here!
Well, it was about time that we did this. By 'we' of course, I mean myself - the Dark Lord Durth Cynic - and my apprentices, Durth Sardonic and Durth Dearth. Of course, we are always looking for new recruits - how could we not? - but we offer a much better retirement plan than the Sith. No power-hungry apprentices looking to kill you here! Of course, you must be able to withstand verbal abuse to join. There's a reason why we have our names.
Come one, come all, and join in the absolutely punny enjoyment as we make fun of all things.
-Durth Cynic
Come one, come all, and join in the absolutely punny enjoyment as we make fun of all things.
-Durth Cynic
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