*Smack*

I was on the computer, listening to my little siblings watching The Jetsons in the background. One character, the Jetsons' daughter Cindy, proclaimed that, "If I never see Cosmo again, I'll die!"
I turned to Dad.
"If I said that, I'd get smacked."
His answer?
"If you said that, I'd faint."
"I know. You'd faint and Mom would smack me."

Final Tally

The Attack of the Rabid Teenage Mutant Ninja Transmogrifying Killer Asthmatic Zombie Rowsby-Woof Hello Kitty Tragic Moments Beaver Shrews.

Don't ask.