Definitions

High school: The point in your life when you realize that everything CAN get worse and everyone IS out to get you.

College: When you become your parent(s).

-Durth Cynic

College is...

...like getting a spike through your head. Sure, you get something new in there, but in the end, you're not really any better off.

-Durth Cynic

The Dark Lords Are Here!

Well, it was about time that we did this. By 'we' of course, I mean myself - the Dark Lord Durth Cynic - and my apprentices, Durth Sardonic and Durth Dearth. Of course, we are always looking for new recruits - how could we not? - but we offer a much better retirement plan than the Sith. No power-hungry apprentices looking to kill you here! Of course, you must be able to withstand verbal abuse to join. There's a reason why we have our names.

Come one, come all, and join in the absolutely punny enjoyment as we make fun of all things.

-Durth Cynic