*Smack*

I was on the computer, listening to my little siblings watching The Jetsons in the background. One character, the Jetsons' daughter Cindy, proclaimed that, "If I never see Cosmo again, I'll die!"
I turned to Dad.
"If I said that, I'd get smacked."
His answer?
"If you said that, I'd faint."
"I know. You'd faint and Mom would smack me."